Quiz | Clairvoyance: Psychic Battles, Also Furniture

Who's Your Spiritual Match?

Welcome, dear Visitor. I was wondering when you would come to me.

You will have realized by now that you are not the kind who should be limited to one era, in love and in all things. Your aura shines so bright it shimmers beyond the present and casts shadows on the past.

There are some ghosts who have seen it, and are quite eager to meet you. Shall we find you a match?

Arr, Captain Hook! Captain Planet, he’s my hero! Cap'n Crunch: No explanation needed. Captain Ahab: Never surrender, never listen to omens. Captain America: Patriotism is the greatest power. Captain Picard: Set phasers to stunning.

Ice cream. All the ice cream. No one would break up with me. Ever. Good thing I got that cute barista’s number… Venture into the wilderness on a year-long journey to find myself (and find a pet bear cub while I’m at it). Go shopping! I want to look my best for when they come crawling back… Consign myself to a life alone.

Laser eyebeams. Imagine: I could just come and see a city to conquer it! Super speed -- I’ve got places to be! Storm-summoning: farming just got ten times easier! Rapid healing: Better safe than sorry. Dream-walking. I’m powerful enough already. A Wii U would be nice, though…

In tiny pieces. Each slice should be stabbed 23 times. Slathered in apple butter. Dulce de leche or bust! Cut into T-Rex shapes or it’s just not worth it. Toasted to a crisp! Corn bread, please.

Pecan, hands down. Cherry! I like it when my food bleeds. Chicken pot pie: Nice n’ hearty. 3.14… Boston Cream Pie or anything that comes with frosting. Pizza, because there’s already a slice for everyone.

Sword: it’s a classic for a reason. Dynamite. Microsoft Word: if the pen’s mightier than the sword, surely the word processor is mightier than the gun. Candlestick. I let my minions handle the fighting. Is seriously no one else going to choose gun?

Only the most loyal of hounds! I’ve always wanted a “Beware of Dog” sign. An ant farm, and sea monkeys, and a pet rock, and… Crazy cat lady? Sign me up! Animals are a lower life form and a drain upon our resources. Unicorn, please! Parrot.

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